The Girl Who Went To Bed With Me Because She Thought I Was Someone Else

In the distant years when I was single, there was a time when Facebook was still not very well known in Brazil. There was, however, another social network that dominated our internet, the late Orkut. It was a cool network, I have to say. They had “Communities,” spaces created to discuss specific subjects, many of them very inspired, like “I rang the bell and ran,” “I’m just pleasant, I’m not hitting on you,” and “I wanted ice cream, but it was beans” — here, in Brazil, it is common to use ice cream packaging to store other foods in…

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Juliano Righetto

Juliano Righetto

“We are nearsighted because we are brief.” Actor, Screenwriter, Author, Top Writer 2019 and 2020 on Quora in Portuguese with more than 26 million views.